21-DEC-2011 Proof that I’ve lost more of mind… When a “writer” draws using a mouse because she doesn’t even have a tablet, you get things like #hipsterpenguin.

#hipsterpenguin is now appearing on a variety of nifty shirts, mugs and baby onesies. #hipsterpenguin is too cool to care if you order his stuff. He’s busy displaying bad posture, smoking clove cigarettes, and listening to NPR. #hipsterpenguin might go to the city hall and protest the use of umbrellas because they create a 5.8 second delay in raindrops reaching the ground which is totally unfair to the birds and wildlife that need that rainwater to drink.

SHOP NOW for your very own #hipsterpenguin gear or he’ll tweet what a douche you are.

Founder and Editor-in-Chief of AmberUnmasked.com and Vodka O'Clock Podcast. Author of The Farrah Wethers Mysteries, comic book short stories, prose, and non-fiction. Cosplayer and figure model.