I have not had the pleasure of witnessing the new Batman porn parody first hand; however a dear of mine makes it his business to check out everything that considers itself to be pop culture from porn to comics to pin-up girls. Bunche takes movies very seriously and if you would check out some of his entries on the various jungle women or softcore witch cinema, then you’ll see I’m right. Few are this prolific about their comics (me for example, I just say if I love it or hate it) so when there’s a movie involved that even kicks it up a notch for dear ol’ Bunche. I mean, I don’t even know what “snowballing” is and it’s part of Bunche’s lead in his article about Batman XXX.

I was curious of course about the costuming of the XXX. Apparently the producers have pulled out all the stops in making the suits as accurate as possible. I wonder still if there are strategically placed zippers but from the sound of it, there are not. I learned about that when I was in the market for my own PVC catsuit which resulted in links to suits with zipper crotches. I thought, “Who’d want to walk around with a zipper there? That looks tacky.” *pause* “Ohhhhh.” I’m a little slow.

Let’s face it. If you want to gander at the exquisite shape of a fit male body you’re restricted to comics and Renaissance faires otherwise you’re likely to encounter more than you really want to see. Happily the boys of Cosplay Deviants range from thin to buff, like the ladies, ensuring something for everyone. Ok, shameless plug over. In Batman XXX, it sounds like there is plenty of action with the men out of their tights and briefs.

Now comes BATMAN XXX, a porn parody of the old Adam West cult classic that is incredibly exacting in capturing the look and feel of its template, and seeing the familiar and visually-accurate characters engaging in activities that I was much to young to have contemplated when I was first introduced to them was a very strange experience. Not a bad or creepy one by any means, but definitely strange.

I’m sure I’m not the only nerd out there getting a Degree in Buncheness. I feel like his grasp of a character’s history combined with the setting (lore, backstory, etc.) makes him the perfect writer for Wonder Woman. And hey, his past at Marvel shouldn’t be held against him.

Taking the first episode of the series, the two-part “Hi Diddle Riddle” and “Smack in the Middle,” as its starting point, BATMAN XXX plays exactly and I do mean EXACTLY like any given installment of BATMAN, right down to the splattery cartoon sound effects during its sole fight scene, only with its absurdity periodically derailed in favor of hardcore action where the characters leave on just enough of the iconic costumes to be recognizable to their fans. Writer/director Axel Braun’s genuine love and respect for the Adam West series is evident in every aspect of the production, and that feel-good vibe makes this one of the most engaging porn flicks to come along in a while.

CDUniverse has a retail price of around $30 for this gem so I don’t know when I’ll be able to even consider purchasing my own copy. Priorities abound and San Diego is only a few weeks away.

As Bunche points out, Catwoman has historically been a sexy character. I agree that it is atestament to any viewer that Tori Black was hired to play the kitten of your dreams. Bunche, like many fans as I’m learning, actually prefers all-natural women not nipped, tucked and silicone plumped. Ms. Black appears to have a breasts that compliment her tiny stature maintaining a proportionate and eye-pleasing appearance.

I’m not going to say it’s a “blow by blow” review because well… I love puns but it’s just too easy. Check out Bunche’s review over at the Vault and read for yourself. You’ll be glad you did.

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5 comments on “Review: Batman XXX”

  1. Actually, the guys pretty much leave the costumes on during the physical shenanigans, save for, obviously, anything that would obstruct their naughty bits. And, unlike Catwoman, Batgirl leaves her cape and cowl on, and it’s amusing to see her and Robin negotiating the logistics of keepeing their capes out of the way of what the camerman’s trying to shoot.

  2. Hi there. I’m not going to comment the actual blog, but just to say : wheter it’s Rihanna or Tori Black, or Lexi Belle whatever. It’s just p.o.r.n. not a real industry, like movies. Maybe one day…

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