BTW, I’m pretty sure there’s a GraceandFrankie gif out there for all your needs today. #happythanksgiving

It’s a special occasion but be comfortable.

Eat another deviled egg. It’s a holiday. Wear fat pants – or no pants.

When your family starts asking why you aren’t married with kids yet.

At some point, you’ll be ready to snap & need to call a hotline or sexchat.

The dog may swipe an entire platter off the table & you have to run to store.

You’ve been drinking since 9 & don’t care if they find you embarrassing.

After the pies it’s pajama time whether people are gone or not.

And fuck it – if your’e too depressed to drive for hours to see people you don’t like, stay online!

Founder and Editor-in-Chief of AmberUnmasked.com and Vodka O'Clock Podcast. Author of The Farrah Wethers Mysteries, comic book short stories, prose, and non-fiction. Cosplayer and figure model.